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[GM]coolz69
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PostSubject: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:43 am

EVENT: BEST JOKE QUOTES
WHEN: JANUARY 13 TO 31 ONLY
PRIZE: POWER UP MAX SKILL, MADNESS TIME SKILL OR HOVERBOARD. PUMILI KA LNG SA TATLONG PRIZE..

KAYA ANO HINIHINTY NIYO? POST NA! ^_^v

EXAMPLE HOW TO POST

IGN: MRPOGI

JOKE QUOTES: KUNG ANO JOKE QUOTES NIYO.. ^_^

RULES..

1: 1 post 1 player Only.

2: Kahit anu basta joke or nakakatawa na Quotes.



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PostSubject: Lahat ng klase ng kita.   Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:56 am

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JOKE QUOTES:Cno mhirap?-Sympre INTSIK kc liit kita.
Cno pnakamhirap?-Sympre BULAG kc wla kita.
Cno myaman?-Syempre DULING kc doble kita.
Cno pnkamyaman?-Sympre BOLDSTAR kc lhat kita.


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PostSubject: e2 sakin..   Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:03 am

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JOKE:

BF: "Bheib, gusto mo nuod tayo sine?"

GF: "Hindi ka manghihipo, hindi ka manghahalik, hindi ka mangboboso?"

BF: "Hindi bheib"

GF: "Ah ganun ba? eh anu gagawin natin doon?"
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:42 am

IGN: OmanignatuP

Joke:

Pabigatan ng Dede. (wag npo lagyan ng malisya, joke lng nmn e Smile

Amerikana ang nauna.
Judge: 10kilo! talo n yan.

Haponesa ang sumunod.
Judge: 20kilo! panalo n yan.

Pilipina ang huli.
Judge: 10kilo! talo n yan

Pinay: oops oops oops! utong plng yan.

hahhahaha! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Juan at pedro^_^   Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:28 pm

Juan: pedro alam mo ang bait ng posa ko
Pedro: pano mo naman na sabi juan?
Juan: kc yung ulam ko iniwanan kung naka bukas walang takip hinde manlang nya kinain!
pedro:ha... talaga... ehhhhhhh ano naman yung ulam na yun?????
juan: .............................Asin..
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PostSubject: RAPIST!   Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:33 am

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Joke:

My 2 sister n hnahbol ng rapis until umbot cla s isng kanto...

Sr1:sister dun k s kaliwa ako nlng papahabol!

Nkatakas c sr2..after 1 hour.. S simbhan..

Sr2: sister! Bkt wla kang palda!
Sr1: sinadya kong mgphbol sister!
Sr2:ano?! Bkt? Sn n ung rapis? Anu ginwa nyo?
Sr1: xempre tinanggal ko palda ko!
Sr2: ha?! O tapos?
Sr1: xempre binba nya pantalon nya!
Sr2: nku po diyos ko! O tapos sister??
Sr1: xempre tumakbo n ako d2, masmabilis tumakbo ang babaeng wlang palda kesa s lalaking nakbba ang pantalon!
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PostSubject: 2 mababait na magnanakaw   Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:15 pm

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M1:Pare cgurado ka ba na d2 dadaan ung papatayin natin
M2:oo pare
M1:eh bakit wla pa
M2:dpat nga gantong oras nand2 na siya eh
M1:Hays...sana nmn wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya XD
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:39 pm

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JOKE : sa isang tribo

nagkasala si juan , pedro , tomas.
HAri : kayaonh tatlo meron akong pagsubok sa inyo pag hindi ninyo ito nagawa papatayin ko kayo.

Ang pgsubok kumuha ng 10 pira so ng prutas tapos ipasok niyo to sa puwet nio dpt ndi kau matatawa or mangingiwi bsta wlang facial expression.

J,P,T : MADALI LANG YAN !!!!

HARI : simulan niu na

kumuha si juan ng 10 pirasong santol , pinasok ang isa , nangiwi pugot ang ulo .

si pedro mai dalang ubas (matalino)ü
siyam na ang napasok , isa nalang bigla siyang natawa. patay ..

nag kita si pedro at si juan sa langit .

Pedro : oi juan bkit ka namaty ,
JUAN : ee santol ang dala ko ndi pala kasya
ikw bkit namatay ka ?
Pedro : siyam na naipsok ko, nangiti ako sa pang sampo
Juan : bkit naman ?
Pedro : nkita ko si tomas langka ang dala ee , sakit sa puwet nun hahahahah

(mas nkakatawa pag kwento hehe )


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PostSubject: LEWLS XD   Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:04 am

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NAKAKAIYAK NA STORYA:



BOY: huhuhu T.T
GIRL: huhuhu T.T
BOY: huhuhu T.T
GIRL: huhuhu T.T


KAIYAK NO?
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:53 am

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Sa isang Museum..
Juan: Ito bang pangit na 'to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Smile




HOPE YA LIKE IT! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:45 am

IGN:KIAL


joke:


ang
PISO
ay d
basta piso lang
bawat
piraso
nito
pinaghihirapan
katumbas 2
ng
dugo't
pawis
ng ating
mga
magulang
kaya kapag
nagtxt
ako



magreply ka!



mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:07 pm

Joke
Joke
Joke
ahaha napa daan lang
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:08 pm

MharoLabz

BATA: ate, pabili nga poh ng juice na litro pack

TINDERA: ung powder?

BATA: bakit, my bareta poh ba?


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PostSubject: wahahah   Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:49 am

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* LOLA: Iho ako ay isinumpa. Isa akong prinsesa,
ngunit kung ako ay iyong gagahasain, babalik
ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa!

-=Makaraan ang ilang saglit=-

LALAKI: ayan, tapos na!
Bakit di ka pa nagpapalit ng anyo?

LOLA: Ilang taon ka na iho?

LALAKI: 30 na ho!

LOLA: Yang tanda mong yan, naniniwala ka pa
sa mga fairy tale?
Hala alis na't ng makapambiktima ulit..
nabitin ako sa 'yo.. XD

hahaha

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:05 am

Si Juan ay bumisita sa isang mental hospital at siya'y nag-usisa para sa kanyang school assignment.

Juan: Papaano nyo po ba nalalaman kung talagang me sayad ang pasyenteng dinadala sa dito?

Doktor: Ganito yun. Pinupuno namin ng tubig ang isang bath tub. Tapos, iaabot namin sa pasyente ang kutsara, tasa at balde at uutusan namin siyang limasin o tanggalin nya ang tubig sa bathtub. Titingnan namin ngayon kung ano ang gagamitin niya sa tatlo.

Juan: Magaling, siguradong pipiliin ng normal na tao ang balde para mabilis na maubos ang tubig!

Doktor: Mali! Kapag normal ang isang tao, tatanggalin lang niya ang plug (yung tapon na nakabara sa butas) ng bathtub!


kayo pumili ba kayo sa tatlo? me sayad ba kayo?


ahahhah..imbaness

sana aq mapili nyu ahhahaha


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!


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PostSubject: oye haha   Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:07 am

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Isang araw pinahuli ng hari ang tatlong magnanakaw na nag ngangalan Pedro....

Hari: anung gusto mong ihatol ko sayo??? KAMTAYAN?? OH IPAPASOK ANG BUBUYOG SA PWET MO??

Pedro: MAS PIPILIIN KO PANG MAG PAPASOK NALNG NG BUBUYOG SA PWET IMBIS NA KAMATAYAN...

Hari: Pwes.. yang ang napilimo.... MGA KAWAL ILABAS SI JOLLY BEE!!!!!


hahaha xD
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PostSubject: ang jok jok   Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:35 am

. Bus hinold-up. HOLDUPPER: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito. PROSTI: ako na lang po maawa kau sa kanila! MADRE: weh! epal. lahat nga daw eh. pakielamera to!

nya! ha! ha! ha! bounce bounce bounce bounce






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PostSubject: BEST JOKES EVENT   Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:58 am

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Q: Ano sa Filipino ang 'chair'?

A: Salumpuwit!

Q: E ang 'wheelchair'?

A: Salumpo!

Q: E ang 'arthritis'?

A: Salompas!

Q: What about 'vinegar'?

A: E di salumpia!

Q: Ano naman ang panty?

A: Salungguhit po!

Q. Bakit ang oyster ayaw ibigay and kanyang perlas?

A: Dahil ang oyster ay shellfish

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng bra?

A: Eh di Cobra!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng panti?

A: Eh di Elepanti!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng brief?

A: Eh di Bird!
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:06 pm

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Joke: the Doc & the Gurl in the hospital^_^

Babae: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko?

Doc: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at magpapaligo sa kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa.

Babae: Hah?! Hindi nga?!?

Doc: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:13 pm

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Joke: binyagan

In the middle of a baptismal rite, a bishop officiating said:

"Ang lambot naman ng ulo ng bata…"

The pretty mother replied: "Father…dede ko po yan!"
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:39 pm

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share lang me joke^_^

JOKE: amigas

HILARIOUS!!!

2 Mag-amiga naglasing. Paguwi natae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan.

Ang isa ginamit ang panty pamunas tsaka tinapon. Yung isa, nakakita ng bouquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas. Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila:

JUAN:Pare, bantayan natin mga misis natin…Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang panty!

PEDRO: Mas grabe misis ko pare…Merong card nakadikit sa puwet na may nakasulat "We'll never forget you. From all the guys at the OPERATIONS DEPT." (yari!!! napagsamantalahan ba?^_^ dami nun kung sakali^_^)

hehehe!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:08 am

TAPOS NA PO YONG JOKE EVENT, YONG NAPILI KO PO YONG KY MhiwA.. CONGRATZ MhiwA for winning the joke event.. muahhhh.. ^_^V
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:11 am

Thanks GM Coolz. gusto ko po ng POWER UP SKILLS. Dalawa sana pati madness.

ty: -MhiwA-
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:40 am

please choose one only ma`am.. thanks....
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PostSubject: Re: BEST JOKE EVENT!   Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:52 pm

gmcoolz69 wrote:
please choose one only ma`am.. thanks....



POWER UP MAX PO

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